A father asked his 10-yr old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's
no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight,
you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really
get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's
no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight,
you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really
get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"
1 comment:
LOL! Reminds me of the time I told my son that there was no Santa Clause OR Easter Bunny....and then I asked him if he had any questions about sex. You may ask why did I cover all this territory in one fell swoop? Well, my wife said it was about time I had a father to son talk so I figured I would just cover ALL the bases! Not the brightest thing I've ever done...but I tried. :)
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